You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...