The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...