I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...