Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...