Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...