What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....