Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...