The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...