First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...