Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...