Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...