Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....