Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...