Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...