God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...