OLD NEVER DIES 14
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Why do mice have long tails?
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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Ounces of brain for sale
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Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Only found in America
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Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!