Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...