I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....