A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...