Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...