Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...