Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...