No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!