A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...