Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.