4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...