The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...