Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...