Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...