Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...