A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!