Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.