Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.