Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...