Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...