Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...