Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...