Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...