5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...