Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...