An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...