Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...