A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...