This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...