Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...