Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...