Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...