Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
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Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
10 reasons to buy a new car…
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Driving home very drunk
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Need a new lawyer
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3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...