The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.