The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...