Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...