A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...