Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...